A New Breed of Hovercraft

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hover1 A New Breed of Hovercraft

Like many other young lads of my generation, I used to dream of owning a brilliant red hovercraft when I was a kid. Oh what fun I imagined I would have sailing across the world on that thin little sheet of air, laughing at all those who had wronged me. You can imagine my sheer delight (and ensuing disappointment) when I came across the Hoverit Lounger. While I still light up at the very mention of new hovering technology, this thing looks more like a new form of interrogation–just glancing at it makes my unmentionables hurt. It won’t even take you outside of the backyard, either—a real sad day in the world of hover devices. However, one can’t deny a little intrigue and desire to give it a quick sit. The acrylic chair uses magnetic repulsion to hold you in a state of suspended bliss (or pain, as it looks). For a limited time only 5,875 GBP (roughly $8475)!? [BoingBoing Gadgets]