Intel and Brook Burke: CES’t Magnifique!
Monday, January 5, 2009 8:00AM - By Mike Payne

Intel is apparently bringing out the big guns to show its strength in the face of its competitors at AMD and otherwise. They’ve hired spokesmodel Brooke Burke, famous for her work in, uh, we’re not really sure, to host their red carpet at CES 2009. We’re long-time fans of Brooke Burke here at GearCrave, but we’re having a tough time remembering what she did that made her such a big name. But hey, looking like that, do you really have to accomplish anything? Now is Brooke’s chance. Maybe her curvy dark locks and smooth skin can help revive a receeding chip industry… Good luck, Brooke. Call us if you need any help (really, call us!). Oh yeah, Counting Crows and some guy named Mr. Jones will be there too.