Maybe Mary got you in touch with your emotions. Perhaps Lisa taught you how to cook something other than macaroni and cheese. No matter what, you learned a thing or two from the women in your life and then they threw you away like a parking ticket. Now, Grand Central Publishing has put out a collection of other guys’ lessons so you don’t have to relive your own painful memories. Things I’ve Learned From Women Who Dumped Me is a poignant look into other dumpeesâ€™ psyches, from the likes of The Colbert Reportâ€™s Stephen Colbert to comedian Patton Oswalt and sex columnist Dan Savage. Youâ€™ll laugh, youâ€™ll cry and you might even learn something.